Cost Basis
$14.99
Aug 2021 · PetSmart · Fort Lee, NJ
The Purchase
Mr. Nibbles acquired for $14.99. No orientation was provided. He did not require one.
Est. 2024 · Shoebox HQ · Fort Lee, NJ
The Nibbles
Fund.
A hamster who only trades green candles. Three years. Zero losses. Nobody knows how he does it.
Contract
Live
Gains+847.3%
Fig. 1 — The Founder at Work. Photographed by Deborah.
Exhibit A · File Footage
The Nibbles of Wall Street.
Sixty seconds of the Founder at work. Filed under privileged. Released anyway.
RecREEL 06 · 1:12 · 9:16REEL 06
Subject: M. NibblesCam: Prieto UnitCleared by Deborah
Fig. 06 — The Founder, on film. Sound recommended.
Live Market Data
Current Positions
Source: The Fund · Verified: Never · As of
| Asset | Position | Cost Basis | Current | YTD | Trend | Analyst Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SOL | 8,420.15 | $127.00 | $162.40 | +27.5% | Accumulating. | |
| BTC | 0.47 | $62,100 | $71,400 | +15.0% | Observing. | |
| $NIBBLES | — | — | — | — | We are the market. | |
| RAT_COIN | 0 | — | — | -42.0% | A rat runs it. We have been warned. | |
| CASH (USDC) | $92,400 | — | — | — | Patient. | |
| SUNFLOWER SEEDS | 12kg physical | — | — | — | Hedge. |
Positions and notes are indicative. Mr. Nibbles does not comment on his own positioning. Deborah declines to elaborate.
Fund Leadership
The Principals
Three principals. One of them is aware.
Mr. Nibbles
Founder · Chief Investment Officer
- Education:
- Self-taught. Bloomberg terminal, 2021–2023.
- Previously:
- Independent analyst. Fort Lee, NJ.
- Clearances:
- None required.
Mr. Nibbles founded The Nibbles Fund in January 2024, following three years of independent research. He holds advanced expertise in technical analysis, macro positioning, and the patient observation of seeds. He has never broken character. He will not be starting now. Communicates via whiteboard.
Contact: Not Currently Available
Deborah
Investor Relations · Compliance
- Education:
- The Saxon Academy. Comparative Procedure, 2014.
- Previously:
- Head of IR, competing fund (wound down, orderly).
- Clearances:
- Notarized.
Deborah joined The Fund in March 2024. She previously served in investor relations at a competing fund of significantly lesser success. She wears pearls. She does not repeat herself. Inquiries may be directed to her, and then reconsidered.
Contact: Not Currently Available
Craig
Chief Executive Officer
- Education:
- Various online courses. Incomplete.
- Previously:
- Day trading, 2018–2021. Unsuccessful.
- Clearances:
- None required.
Craig provides strategic oversight. Craig is learning. Craig is not authorized to comment. Questions should not be addressed to Craig.
Contact: Not Currently Available
Advisory Board
Six Advisors. One Returns Calls.
The sixth is Deborah.
Investment Philosophy
The Seven Seeds
Seven rules. Authored by Mr. Nibbles. Observed by Deborah. Published without amendment.
Seed I
"The wheel spins for reasons."
Size positions to match your conviction.
Seed II
"A seed is not a nut."
Accumulate what grows. Ignore what cracks.
Seed III
"The cage is not the market."
Structure limits you. The market does not.
Seed IV
"Liquidity is an opinion."
Volume is the only thing that is actually there.
Seed V
"Patience compounds."
So does impatience. Pick one.
Seed VI
"Avoid the rat."
A rat runs the competing fund. We have been warned.
Seed VII
"The seed you do not plant will not grow."
Conviction without action is vocabulary. Act, or do not.
The Nibbles Fund
A Letter from the Founder
Q1 · 2026
To the Fund Participants,
Q1 proceeded. Volatility was offered. We declined. Positions matured. One did not. We observed it.
We do not manage risk. We manage the response to risk. The hamster that flees every shadow eats no seeds. The one that ignores every shadow eats briefly. The Fund is the third hamster.
Craig still believes he is Chief Executive. We have not disabused him. The matter is tabled.
The Fund continues. So does the hamster.
M. Nibbles
Mr. Nibbles · Chief Investment Officer
The Numbers
Line goes up. Always.
Nibbles vs. everything else. Three years of candles, all green. No red ones. Not even by accident.
Jan 2023 — Apr 2026 · Cumulative, indexed to 100
Total Gains
%
Three years. No fees. No excuses.
Win Rate
%
Every trade. Every time.
Red Candles
Mr. Nibbles does not ship red candles.
What-if Calculator
The Regret Machine
$122,400
You did not invest. The calculation proceeds without your participation.
Live Market · $NIBBLES
Awaiting fair launch
Market Opens Shortly.
The Fund will be available on pump.fun at the announced hour. Deborah is finalizing the paperwork. Mr. Nibbles is already at his desk.
Filings Archive
The Filings Room
Public filings of The Nibbles Fund, as submitted to regulatory authorities who have not responded. Documents are informational. Comprehensive. Redacted in places.
Swipe →
| Filing | Type | Date | Pages | Status | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Form ADV Part 2 | Brochure | 2026-01-15 | 47 | Filed | |
| Form 13G | Beneficial Ownership | 2026-01-02 | 3 | Filed | |
| Form 13F-HR | Holdings Report | 2025-12-31 | 14 | Filed | |
| Form 8-K | Material Hamster Event | 2025-11-03 | 1 | Filed | |
| Form D | Subscription Notice | 2025-10-01 | 6 | Filed | |
| DDQ Response | Due Diligence Questionnaire | — | 22 | Withdrawn | Sealed |
| Incident Report | Internal Memorandum | — | [CLASSIFIED] | Classified | Sealed |
Regulatory filings are updated as they are filed. Updates may lag filing by several quarters, or indefinitely.
Fund Terms & Tear Sheet
Tear Sheet · Q1 2026
Fund Terms
- Management Fee
- 2% per annum
- Performance Fee
- 20% above high-water mark
- Lockup
- 90 days
- Redemption
- Quarterly, 45-day notice
- Minimum Subscription
- $25 (retail)
- Institutional Minimum
- $100,000 (currently unavailable)
- High-Water Mark
- Yes
- Gate
- At Manager's discretion
Service Providers
- Administrator
- TBD
- Custodian
- Phantom Wallet
- Prime Broker
- Jupiter
- Auditor
- None currently
- Legal Counsel
- Non-responsive
- Tax Advisor
- Deborah
Monthly Exposures
- Long Positions
- $184,200
- Short Positions
- $0
- Net Exposure
- $184,200
- Gross Exposure
- $184,200
- Leverage
- 1.00x
Personalized Tear Sheet
Request a personalized copy of this tear sheet delivered by Deborah. She will charge no fee for the service.
Fund History
A Concise Chronology
From shoebox to subscription, measured in quarters. Each entry has been verified by Deborah and reluctantly corroborated by Craig.
First Profit
+$847
Nov 2022 · The Ledger
First Trade Executed
A profit of $847 was booked on a single SOL position. Craig, still day-trading at the time, did not notice.
Stash
$100K
Q3 2023 · Six Figures
Portfolio Crosses $100K
Mr. Nibbles orders a new whiteboard. Deborah approves the requisition without comment.
Founded
Jan 2024
Jan 2024 · The Fund
The Nibbles Fund Established
Deborah joins as Head of IR, Compliance, and Everything Else. Craig is retained in an advisory non-capacity.
YTD
+412%
Q2 2024 · Outperformance
Fourth Consecutive Quarter Beating S&P
Performance attributed to Seeds II, III, and V. Ratification of methodology pending internal review.
Launch
$NIBBLES
Q1 2026 · Retail Open
Public Subscription Accepted
$NIBBLES launches on pump.fun. Mr. Nibbles remains at his desk. Deborah remains unreachable by phone.
Present Day
The Fund Continues. So Does the Hamster.
Compliance Office
Frequently Asked Questions
Already answered by Deborah.
The Fund is real. The hedge is figurative. Mr. Nibbles is material.
“These have already been answered.”
— Deborah
The Archives
Mr. Nibbles, photographed in the wild.
Deborah has been collecting these for the investor relations file. She says they are not for public release. They are now for public release.